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Remember when one of the biggest issues on schoolgrounds was posting a "Drug Free Zone" sign?

School districts across the country issued warnings, increased security and canceled classes Friday in response to vague, anonymous shooting and bomb threats that officials say were made on TikTok but are not considered credible.

However, TikTok said it has found no evidence of threats originating on its platform and is working to remove videos discussing the rumor.

Schools in Arizona, Connecticut, Illinois, Montana, New York and Pennsylvania increased their police presence Friday due to the alleged threats while schools in California, Minnesota, Missouri and Texas closed for the day.

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I think I can top this. When I was all of 22 I didn't have my ID with me so the bartender asked me to smile. He indicated the lines around my eyes confirmed that I was old enough to be served alcohol. I started moisturizing my face that very evening and haven't stopped since.

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