Wednesday, December 21, 2022

Santa Satan

Santa can be harsh

Does anyone know where they sell Breyer horses? My 6 year old just asked Santa for one. First this Santa has heard of it.

Wait, what? YOU are Santa?!

These days I wear many hats!

In that case, I would like a horse that loads in a trailer.

If it doesn’t load, throw the whole horse out. Time for a new one. I’ll let the elves know.

Pole Dancer

Thursday, December 8, 2022

True Dat

Harry and Megan: Per David Haigh, chief executive of Brand Finance, which has analyzed the monarchy’s value to the UK economy. “No one would take the remotest bit of interest in either of them if they weren’t strongly associated with the UK monarchy.”

Wednesday, December 7, 2022

LOL

Posted by u/JohnnyCenter My mom got me Super Mario Sheets for Christmas. I'm 22 and have been living in my own apartment for 4 years, so I looked confused and disappointed. She said "What? It's not like anyone else is going to see your sheets" and now I don't know if that was ignorance, an insult or innocence.