Things That Made Me Smile

Vindicated!

Size DOES matter!

Study into sexual pleasure reveals that an extra inch can make all the difference

Scientists got men to place different-sized rings on their penis while having sex

The rings reduced depth of penetration and in turn female sexual satisfaction

Unfortunately for men with small penises, the results suggest size does matter 9/5/23 And In Related News Doctors surgically remove 8inch-long wire from teenager's PENIS after it became stuck during a dangerous masturbation technique

Smile Time

Just An Observation

Yesterday the news showed two people in Afghanistan who had plummeted to their deaths from the exterior of airplanes. They not only showed the footage but circled the falling bodies so you couldn't miss it. In stark contrast to the radio airing of the Hindenburg disaster (oh the humanity!) That announcer was distraught by what he was witnessing. A far cry from how we view tragedy nowadays.

She’s Baaaaack

Jen Psaki WON'T commit to evacuating US citizens trapped in Afghanistan if troops leave by August 31 and says Biden 'stands by' his decision to withdraw because it's in the 'interest of the American people'

Afghanistan Withdrawal

July 2: The U.S. evacuates Bagram Airfield in the middle of the night The manner of the US departure from Bagram Airfield, the main hub of America's 20-year war in Afghanistan, offered a clue to the nature of the disaster to come. U.S. forces slipped away in the dead of night, shutting off the electricity and failing to notify the base's new Afghan commander. 'We (heard) some rumor that the Americans had left Bagram ... and finally by seven o’clock in the morning, we understood that it was confirmed that they had already left Bagram,' Gen. Mir Asadullah Kohistani, Bagram’s new commander, told the Associated Press. Leaving Bagram effectively signaled that America's war was over. The nature of the departure was a bitter blow for the Afghan forces pondering how they would fare without their mightiest ally. 'In one night, they lost all the goodwill of 20 years by leaving the way they did, in the night, without telling the Afghan soldiers who were outside patrolling the area,' said Afghan soldier Naematullah. Already there were signs that the 350,000 troops of the Afghan National Defense and Security Forces were struggling A U.S. intelligence assessment, reported by the Wall Street Journal, said Kabul could collapse as quickly as six months after American forces left. It replaced a previous estimate that the government could survive for as long as two years. And yet, it only took approximately a week.

Niiiiiice

'The buck stops with me,' says Biden but then proceeds to blame Afghan fiasco on Trump and locaIs who failed to fight the Taliban - before ducking questions and fleeing for Camp David

Email enquiries sent to White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki over the weekend received an automated out-of-office response saying she would return on Aug. 22.

We Just Hope to Amuse You