For A Good Time

Author K. F. Breen: Think you'll look weird? You will. That's the point. Let's just go with it. Making other people uncomfortable in our eccentricity is a damn fine time.

Not My Monkey, Not My Circus

What ever happened to selecting the most qualified applicant for a job? The man tapped to save 60 Minutes has never worked in TV news — and he’s reportedly getting paid a $2.5 million salary to figure it out on the job. Nick Bilton, a technology reporter turned screenwriter and documentary filmmaker, was named executive producer of the 57-year-old CBS newsmagazine last week by Bari Weiss, the network’s MAGA-friendly editor in chief, who also has no broadcast news background.

Do You Really Need A Reason?

Couldn’t Have Said It Better Myself

Colbert is a class act, a light flickering in a country awash in dim bulbs.

Ain’t That the Truth

English is Confusing

Taking Your Surfing Seriously

Insane brawl breaks out between Santa Cruz black belt surfer and bodyboarder over petty lineup gripe

You Can’t Make This Shit Up

Donald Trump has become his party’s golden calf.

A Headline You Don’t See Every Day

Gucci Mane Allegedly Robbed at Gunpoint by Pooh Shiesty

What A Maroon

HEGSETH DEMANDS FAVORABLE COVERAGE AS IRAN DEATH TOLL INCREASES

Following the death of six more American service members, the Secretary of Defense is stressing over negative headlines

Calling All Bookworms

March is NATIONAL READING MONTH

Safety Tip

Petty Pentagon Pete

Press photographers are no longer permitted to take photos inside the Pentagon press briefing room after several outlets published “unflattering” photos of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, two people familiar with the situation told the Washington Post. Has he looked into a mirror recently?

Tit for Tat

Just Say No

It's not that hard. Why go off about tabloid journalism?

Keep Your Mouth Shut

Technology

If You Ever Wondered

Question: Do stripper poles spin? Stripper poles are versatile and can do both. They feature two main modes: a spinning mode, where ball bearings allow the pole to rotate, and a static mode, where the pole remains fixed. While the pole rotates in spin mode, the dancer can also generate their own momentum to spin around a static pole. Spinning Mode: The pole itself rotates, which allows dancers to perform,, with less effort, continuous, fast-spinning movements that look effortless and dramatic. Static Mode: The pole is locked and does not move. The dancer must generate all momentum themselves, which requires more strength and control. Dual-Function Poles: Most modern, professional, and club poles are designed to switch between both modes, offering flexibility for different routines.

We Hope to Amuse You

Two-Time Oscar Winner Can’t Save Dreadful ‘Dracula’

REALLY SUCKS

WTH

As a cold snap moved across south Florida, temperatures dipped into the mid 30s, prompting cold-blooded iguanas to fall from the trees

McDonald’s Is Giving Away Free Caviar for Valentine’s Day — Yes, for Your Nuggets

2/11/26 Update: Florida man stuns social media by turning state’s frozen iguana population into tacos: ‘Chicken of the tree’

Speak Up

Don’t Go Near the Water

A single state in Australia has suffered its fourth shark attack in three days

Spot On