Legit Flood Warning

Turn around,

don`t drown

when encountering flooded roads. Most flood deaths occur in vehicles.

Perspective

RANDOM THOUGHTS

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out alive.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Quoting one is plagiarism; quoting many is research.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
Rehab is for quitters.
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
Heck is where people go who don't believe in Gosh.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Ham and eggs: a days work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.