What A Maroon

HEGSETH DEMANDS FAVORABLE COVERAGE AS IRAN DEATH TOLL INCREASES

Following the death of six more American service members, the Secretary of Defense is stressing over negative headlines

Calling All Bookworms

March is NATIONAL READING MONTH

Safety Tip

Petty Pentagon Pete

Press photographers are no longer permitted to take photos inside the Pentagon press briefing room after several outlets published “unflattering” photos of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, two people familiar with the situation told the Washington Post. Has he looked into a mirror recently?

Tit for Tat

Just Say No

It's not that hard. Why go off about tabloid journalism?

Keep Your Mouth Shut

Technology

If You Ever Wondered

Question: Do stripper poles spin? Stripper poles are versatile and can do both. They feature two main modes: a spinning mode, where ball bearings allow the pole to rotate, and a static mode, where the pole remains fixed. While the pole rotates in spin mode, the dancer can also generate their own momentum to spin around a static pole. Spinning Mode: The pole itself rotates, which allows dancers to perform,, with less effort, continuous, fast-spinning movements that look effortless and dramatic. Static Mode: The pole is locked and does not move. The dancer must generate all momentum themselves, which requires more strength and control. Dual-Function Poles: Most modern, professional, and club poles are designed to switch between both modes, offering flexibility for different routines.

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Two-Time Oscar Winner Can’t Save Dreadful ‘Dracula’

REALLY SUCKS

WTH

As a cold snap moved across south Florida, temperatures dipped into the mid 30s, prompting cold-blooded iguanas to fall from the trees

McDonald’s Is Giving Away Free Caviar for Valentine’s Day — Yes, for Your Nuggets

2/11/26 Update: Florida man stuns social media by turning state’s frozen iguana population into tacos: ‘Chicken of the tree’

Speak Up

Don’t Go Near the Water

A single state in Australia has suffered its fourth shark attack in three days

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