Survey Says!

Living life on the veg! Vegans have TWICE as much sex as meat-eaters and are more adventurous in the bedroom, survey reveals

And Then There's This

Alaska congressman who ridiculed coronavirus now says he has COVID-19

Hmmm

130 Secret Service Officers Are in Quarantine or Have COVID After Trump’s Reckless Campaign Of course, you should never believe everything that you read...

Yikes!

Just A Reminder

The Day After

Elsewhere, what a great night for pollsters and their polls, which seem to have been about as accurate as any Trump statements. Bazillions of dollars have been spent on polling this cycle. Definitely the business to get into when journalism – which did about as badly – goes tits-up. According to the exit poll Trump outperformed his 2016 results with every race and gender – except for white men. In counties with high Covid death rates, Trump performed better this year than he did in 2016. I suppose we have to believe the arc of history bends towards justice, but it certainly takes some incredible hairpin detours. Credit: Marina Hyde is a Guardian columnist

Courtesy of Our Friends in Germany

Berlin's Madame Tussauds hauled its wax sculpture of President Trump into a dumpster on Friday, according to Reuters. The Trump replica was placed in a dumpster with the words "Dump Trump Make America Great Again" written on the front of it and surrounded by garbage bags and images of tweets reading "Fake News!," "I love Berlin," "You are fired!"